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December 17, 2008

Aussie Jingle Bells in a rusty Holden ute

Aussie Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the bush In a rusty Holden Ute Kicking up the dust Esky in the boot Kelpie by my side Singing Christmas songs It's summer time and I am in My singlet, shorts & thongs  Chorus: Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Christmas in Australia On a scorching summers day Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Christmas time is beut Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute Engine's getting hot Dodge the kangaroos Swaggy climbs aboard He is welcome too All the family is there Sitting by the pool Christmas day, the Aussie way By the barbecue! Chorus   Come the afternoon Grandpa has a doze The kids and Uncle Bruce Are swimming in their clothes The time comes round to go We take a family snap Then pack the car and all shoot through Before the washing up Chorus

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December 16, 2008

Essential Checklist for Santa's little helpers

With the imminent arrival of 'the big man' there is much to do. To avoid potential confusion; prevent inappropriate gift distribution and to promote accuracy of 'naughty/nice' designation - Mr S Claus has designed a handy form for children everywhere to complete. In an age when reducing our carbon footprint has become paramount, the number of appropriate access points has fallen to an all time low. It is therefore imperative that the 'Santa visit application form'   is completed in full and returned to the North Pole Office before the 24th December.  Accurate completion of the form will refine 'access points' and 'gift placement' options. This will help create a more streamlined distribution service in keeping with the current downsizing strategies of Grotto Inc. On behalf of the North Pole Distribution service, Grotto Inc and Mr S Claus I thank you in advance for your co-operation in this matter. 

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